The Idea-smithy

Bad telephone connections make for funny situations. Bad hearing and worse imagination leads to….umm, I’ll leave it to you to judge…with this conversation between two of my friend-bloggers.
Selma: I’ll tell you a secret about IdeaSmith
Brad: Tell!
Selma: She’s allergic to KON….
Brad: Allergic to condoms? That must be inconvenient…
Selma: No, stupid….allergic to …..ON
Brad: Porn? She doesn’t sound [...]

He: Are you attracted to me?
She: Do you want me to say that I am?
He: Actually I know you are. I just want to hear it from you.
She: I am only attracted to arrogant bullies who treat me badly. Do you want to change your statement?
He: No.
She: Exactly.

Sometimes you look back at a particular time in your life
Some key desicion pondered over and taken
Some vital thought that changed the course of your life, only you didn’t realise it then
Maybe one face appears in your memories of that time
And you wonder
That undefinable something…
Yet unmistakable…smells like romance, feels like mystery, sounds like sentiment
All you [...]

Maybe I can read your mind
Maybe you are thinking what I want you to
Maybe I’m saying what you want me to
Its a game nevertheless
Just don’t know who’s playing who
Me and you?
Or life with itself
With us, two pawns
Figments of each other’s imagination
You know and I know
Its always good to talk to you
And hear you speak my [...]

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago morning
A poor little baby child is born in the ghettoAnd his mama cries
cause if theres one thing that she dont need
Its another hungry mouth to feed in the ghettoPeople, dont you understand
The child needs a helping hand
Or he’ll grow to be an angry young man some [...]