The Idea-smithy

Do I make you happy?
Would it make you happy if I said YES to that?
Yes.
No.
Bitch…
I couldn’t stop laughing all that day.
He was the one that got away. Oh okay, one of the ones that got away. (One of the ones I allowed get away?) And yet, there was a conversation like this one. Several others [...]

We have been having the most amusing conversations recently.
Us: Oh yuck…how can you say that when we’re having lunch?
Him: I have refrained from saying vile things at least thrice today
Her: That sounds so sensitive…it doesn’t sound like you!
Us: That sounds gay
Him: I used to be gay
Us: What nonsense. Why didn’t you answer my ad then?
Her: [...]

Dear P,
Shall I begin this by just wishing you a very happy birthday? Yes. I mean every word of it.
Many happy returns of the day.
I really hope that all the goodness that is you, which you have poured into the world in the form of your love, your affection, your emotions, your intensity, your mistakes, [...]

There was noblesse in his demeanor
A certain aloof pride
He was a brave, after all
What stories the years had etched across his face
In deep furrows and wavering hues
Age, wisdom, fortitude
His identity and his magnificence
And of course his spectacular head-dress, his only vanity
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~

Love,
Timeless, unwavering,
And the moon
Inspiring, confusing, enthralling
The lovers gazed spellbound
Momentarily diverted from each other’s faces
While their [...]

This morning we waited on the platform while the train pulled in. We scrambled in to find a seat but found instead a plastic ‘thaelee’ and a cloth bag lying on the seats. BING BONG went the warning bells in our head and ‘unclaimed baggage’ drifted through our consciousness.
We stood and panicked for a couple [...]

OD’ed 
We knows that we has been dating wayyy too much…
…when we sees mugshots of two ex-boyfriends and one-almost-there staring at us from the birthday reminders section on our orkut homepage. Oh…and one more in the recent visitors list. Oh maybe that just tells us that we should stop being a friendly ex-.
~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~
Classifying men 
Thought that we shared [...]

I suffer from convenient extreme short term memory loss.

So do I. I also plead guilty to frequent moodiness and an unpredictable temperament.

You know that’s allowed only once a month! You’re taking advantage of being the fairer sex.

Nonsense. My mind is a super-highway of hormones that get into traffic bottlenecks every month. And I’m almost never, [...]