Experienced
I suffer from convenient extreme short term memory loss.
So do I. I also plead guilty to frequent moodiness and an unpredictable temperament.
You know that’s allowed only once a month! You’re taking advantage of being the fairer sex.
Nonsense. My mind is a super-highway of hormones that get into traffic bottlenecks every month. And I’m almost never, if ever, fair.
And its words like that which turn a straight man gay.
You just like it easy, don’t you?
Sweetie, don’t confuse a challenge with the impossible.
It isn’t a challenge if you know the outcome, beforehand.
Then what is it?
A ritual.
Phew, I see someone with experience in this field. That much?
Someone once accused me of using him as “a mental penis for my intellectual masturbation”. There is a basic flaw in that statement which I won’t point out, at the moment. But there may be a shard of truth in his words. In that case, yup, definitely experienced.
Prolific Dyslexic on 
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1Brad
wrote on 17 November 2006 at 19:05
mental penis for my intellectual masturbation
Completely disregarding the fact that you are female, as this person did; he probably had a different idea of what ‘grey matter’ meant!
2ideasmith
wrote on 17 November 2006 at 20:29
@ Brad: Be quiet!!!!! Disgusting man….
3conversationamongtheruins
wrote on 18 November 2006 at 1:52
“a mental penis for my intellectual masturbation”
umm….very interesting choice of phrases…..
Nevertheless i simply loved it.:)
P.S. Women rock!!! We have the prerogative of being moody n unpredictible.And if truth be told,this is precisely y men love us so much…!!!
4Pensive Lawyer
wrote on 18 November 2006 at 18:10
Intellectual masturbation is overrated. Yeah, its enjoyable when it happens, but to enjoy it fully, it should be in the right doses.
What i wanna know is, whats the flaw you’re talkin about?…:)
5ideasmith
wrote on 19 November 2006 at 14:35
@ Conversationamongruins:
They enjoy bitching about this habit too!
@ Pensive: Ah…wouldn’t YOU lurrrve to know?
6Pensive Lawyer
wrote on 21 November 2006 at 16:44
Thou art kinky. Do not lie to the world. Anyone who brings in handcuffs, a leather whip, silk stocking and melted chocolate into a convo can only have one thing on her kinky li’l mind. You perv you….:)
7Pensive Lawyer
wrote on 21 November 2006 at 16:48
i gorgot, u also included the blindfold. gets kinkier….hehe
8ideasmith
wrote on 22 November 2006 at 19:43
@ Pensive: We does not lie. We is what we is. We can also be most things that we (or other people) wants us to be…read that as you will!