Repartee
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Based on a true story!
Okay, only a part of it…my words, that is. Mercifully the guy (unlike the cartoon dude) is smart enough to get the point and wise enough to guffaw. But for those specimens that are not and who guile you with their malintentions, here’s putting pretentious linguistics to good use! 
If this works for you, here’s some more repartee. And there’s more where those Idea-toons came from!
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1rakhi
wrote on 18 December 2009 at 20:06
Would you mind if I use your retort in practical life?
If you wish, I can send them a link to your site as well.
Good one.
2IdeaSmith
wrote on 20 December 2009 at 22:14
@rakhi: Fire away!