The Idea-smithy

An old post retreived from the long-dead Office Capers. It’s still funny, I think.
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Today I put my techno-greek foot back in my mouth (again! again! again!)
Someone from the next cubicle (SNC): Do you know the iRiver?
Me: The what river?
SNC: Okay, you don’t know it.
Me: I didn’t hear you…what river?
SNC: The iRiver
Me: I don’t know it. [...]

What do you say about a twenty-five year old boy who died?
That he was never a boy. He was far beyond his years.
I had nothing much else to say but I had so much told to me today.
That he was an Arsenal fan and his family learnt to expect banged doors when they lost.
That his [...]

Heard this week…
Out to lunch
AKB: I’m having pav-bhaji
SNC: Mereko bhi
SFOS: Abbe chup…kitne overs baki?
CTC (Crank turns cool): Ae bhai, yeh masala-pav soo chey?
Me: Badoo spicy chey
CTC: Terese poocha kya…tu waiter kya? Hot is the way I like it, baby!
Later
SNC: *Burp*
AKB: Me stuffed..not another bite
CTC: *Sniff* Majha pott par aag lagli
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AKB: Kameene…mere matr-bhasha ki to [...]

My first on this new blog under the ‘Office Capers’ section. For my new readers, here is a glossary for your guidance:
SNC: Someone from the neighboring cubicle
SFOS: Someone from the other side
God: a.k.a da BOSS
AKB: Allah ki Bandi a.k.a Boss ki chamchi
We spend one-third or more of our day at work. And of course regardless [...]